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FRIENDS ONLY [17 Nov 2012|03:00am] - We do not have a clique problem at this school. - But you do have to watch out for "frenemies". - What are "frenemies"? - Frenemies are enemies who act like friends. We call them "frenemies". - Or "enemends". - Or friends who secretly hate you, we call them "fraitors". - That is so gay. - What if we called them "mean-em-aitors"? - No, honey, it has to have the word "friend" in it. For friend status inquire in comments or make an appointment at the reception desk. This journal is fairly infrequently updated, but I could be convinced to rectify (in which case you will be subjected to cats, general ridiculousness, geekery & probably one too many pictures of the magical place that is my flat). 4

[17 Sep 2004|08:54am] [ music | dear nora - since you went away ] I had the weirdest fucking dream ever last night, weirder than the one with the french transvestites that mugged me and stole my friends dog. I wasn't really in it, apart from at the beginning, I was just a quiet spectator most of the time. Well, anyway, the dream started out with me lost in a supermarket that turned out to double as a home for the aged. It was full of people; old people, random people and some famous/semifamous (one of them Conor Oberst, he seems to pop up in my dreams at random). Nothing really happened until after a while, when Robert fucking Smith knocked on the door wearing a snappy Moz-style suit. He smiled all creepily and proceeded to kill everyone. And that's it. 12

[06 Sep 2004|11:13pm] [ music | Wolfman & Peter Doherty - For Lovers ] Somewhere on a playground in Stockholm the kids are wondering who the fuck Pete(r) and Carlos are and why they love each other. My hand writing's looking pretty good there isn't it? I wonder why I can't make it look like that on my notes. It'd certainly help some. I have a head ache, a crush on a boy and nice tea. I'm going to go to bed and read my books (All Families are Psychotic by Douglas Coupland and then when I've finished that one, Flaming Iguanas by Erika Lopez) and listen to some music (the Kinks and perhaps some Ed Harcourt). 13

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